me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
hey, what about that face selfie?
Ugh I tried to take one with my forehead in it I really did it just didn’t work out
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
THIS IS WHAT MY FEMINIST UTOPIA LOOKS LIKE
people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.
starring me and this random ass vulture that decided to chill on my street
life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u
Butt pic? 😉 or body pic?
I’m not one to post nsfw pics/show them to people I don’t know sooooooo
do you date older guys? ones that are 5 years older than you?